dua ceritera..

Ok.. for this entry aku nak share satu cerita kelako (chapter 1) and satu cerita menyayat hati (chapter 2)..

AMARAN: CHAPTER 1 AGAK MENG GELI GELEMAN KAN SEDIKIT...

: : CHAPTER 1 - REVENGE : :

This happened few days ago when Hubby and I decided untuk beriadah dgn bermain bowling @ sunway pyramid. Around 7.30pm we open our front door and a very stink aroma runs into our nose. I was like

“huh! Busuk nyer… kuang ajo punyer kucing dia berak kt depan umah kita lg ke?”

sambil looking around and check at the cat’s favorite spot to do their shitting (note: in front of my house, before we moved in used to be the cat’s jamban and skrg pon kadang2 dierang berak jgk kt situ. Ciss!!)

“Hwm.. xde pon??”

nothing’s there… pelik tapi bau dia kuat betol.. my Hubby pon sibuk looking looking around mencari dari mana datangnya bau tuh…

“may be dia berak outside the gate kot…”

aku membuat andaian. Hubby asked me to check under the car as he reversed it and I found nothing. Malas dah nak layan bau tu kami pon ignore aje… and heading straight (of course not that straight la.. ada byk selekoh and belok2.. hehe ) to sunway pyramid. Bila dah sampai and park the car cantik cantik, we get out from the car and surprisingly the smell still there!!

"Huhh?? Macam mana plak bau ni bleh ikut?? Where in the hell is the cat shit??"

Guess where is it?? Weeekkkk!! It is on my car man!!! at the space between wiper and front boot. Cantikk jer dia park kt situ…

SITU... NAMPAK TAK? MMG XDE.. DH BERSIH DA.. TP KT SITU LA...

dah ler masa on da way td ujan renyai2… korang imagine la camne rupenyerr eeiii.. (imagine sendiri, xde gambo benda tu, busuk blog aku nnt) Betol kuang ajo punya kucing!! (aku mmg suke kucing tapi bila sampai kat bab najis dia tu lemah arrr..) Memula aku sgt bengang, hubby lagi la.. dah ler dia anti-kucing tapi pastu kami bantai gelak bila teringat yang ada satu pagi tu aku halau kucing yang tengah baru strat nak press press doing her business. Baru sempat kuar sikit aku sergah dia! lari lintang pukang dgn ekor tegak and telinga dia kebelakang. Panic la tu.. hahahah!! Aku rasa kucing tu balas dendam la…

“owhh hari tu ko sergah aku sampai terbantut business aku, skrg rasakan ko! Aku berak atas kereta ko! Padan muka!!”

mungkin itulah kata2 dlm hati kucing tu masa berak atas bumblebee merah aku. (bumblebee merah/ red bumblebee is my car la..). uhuk2!! Hubby nak amik paper nak buang benda tu tapi aku tak kasik sbb nnt hubby pulak yg busyuk.. so biar la benda tu kt situ dulu… dari rumah ke sunway pyramid, dari sunway pyramid ke hartamas and dari hartamas balik ke rumah….(jauh perjalanan dia) Pastu baru buang. Kecian red bumble bee aku!!! Dah la dia baru recover dari injury… itu crita next chapter..

Ok, next chapter please!

: : CHAPTER 2 - kecik ajer : :

That day (lama jugak dah) bumblebee mengalami kecederaan parah! Stereng bunyik2 bila digerakkan. Kesian dgn keadaan dia aku and Hubby pon bwk la dia jumpe doctor (mechanic ler tu…) cek punya cek rupenyer stereng oil dah kering da…. And again check punya check rupenyer “stering oil preasure switch” (ape benda ntah mcm komponen elektronik) dia leaking… that's y la stereng oil tu bleh abis… keciannn bumblebee merah ku… the doctor advise us to change the switch la… my Hubby ask for another alternative or solution (as temporary treatment la) doctor tu kate

"if tak tukar aarr mau top up itu stereng oil tu selalu la..."

Aparaa… itu tak yah Tanya pon dah tau.. what Hubby meant was kot2 boleh tape dulu tmpat yg bocor tu ke… upenyer tak boleh… so we make decision untuk replace the bumble bee’s organ with new one. Guess how much it cost?? Guess la… guess la… benda tu kecikkkkkk jerrr… kecikkkkkkkk sgt…

KECIK JERR BENDA NI...

and it costs RM750! adussssssss…. Mahal btol… tapi for the sake of my bumblebee and to prevent further injury with massive problem and bigger amount of repairing terpaksa jugak lah merelakan RM750 tu untuk terbang…(seb baek Hubby willing nak 50-50) hhehe.. ishhkkk… punah harapan nak beli selipar OAKLEY..(Hubby baru plan nak belanja selipar Oakley yg sgt cantek tu…)

MUKA MENGENANG RM750 BAKAL TERBANG & TAK DPT SELIPAR OAKLEY

Hwm.. xpe la… bumblebee pon tak penah buat hal before… tak macam kreta2 savvy lain. Aku dgr kreta savvy org lain sgt byk problem. My bumble bee ok jerr… baru ni la.. uhhh melayang RM750….

BUKTI PEMBAYARAN.. uwaaa...NAMPAK KE?

: : THE END : :

sesiapa yang ingin menderma sila salurkan kepada saya dengan tanpa segan silu ek.. hehe..